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• Friday The 13th Headlines by Moses
  "Man dies after buying replacement pacemaker batteries at 99 cent Store"
  "Man accidentally buys gumball with rare coin worth 2.3M"
  "Man wearing a Steak costume falls into lion enclosure"
  "Man learns nothing after eating from tree of knowledge"
  "Man looking for love gets lost"
  "Man crashes into website after website crashes"

Crazy Gloom

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• Inventing a Robotic Cat for Notta by Dooman
  I am inventing a robotic cat for my daughter Notta. She is allergic to cats, so the robot should be perfect for her. OOOUUUCCCHHHHHH. Uh oh, I gotta go, I just shocked myself on the Robot's tail.

Featured UberGloomer

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• Dooman Junior
  I love my pet spider Cunape Is it so wrong to love a Spider? I have never had a girlfriend and my pet Spider, Cunape, has been the only one to give me unconditional love. Is that so bad? It's still love right? Cinape is so gorgeous and so delicate. Until something radical changes, Cunape and I will be a couple. Plus she's got great legs. (all 20 of them)